Or that it's a result of radiation given off by some cryptogear that's classified.
Or that it's a result of a global phenomenon and is only being detected in Vienna because they were alert to it after noticing it in Havana.
Or that it's a contagious but slow acting disease spreading through the US diplomatic corps from some Typhoid Mary as they get redeployed.
That, and directing annoying questions about Lotus Notes to the cafeteria staff so they could resolve issues with their lettuce nodes.
Or that it's a result of radiation given off by some cryptogear that's classified.
Or that it's a result of a global phenomenon and is only being detected in Vienna because they were alert to it after noticing it in Havana.
Or that it's a contagious but slow acting disease spreading through the US diplomatic corps from some Typhoid Mary as they get redeployed.